The Dentist

Went to the dentist to get my tooth fixed.  When I told the dentist that I hadn't been in about 8 years because I hadn't needed to, she told me to stop being such a man! Last time I went to the dentist I was told to stop being such a girl!

The Orange Light - Part 4

Well folks, it's day four of the 'orange light debacle'.  This is the fourth day running that my fuel light has been on, the needle is heading to empty, but I think I can get through the weekend without having to top up.  I've got to take a client through about 6 houses later, then make it to the dentist to have my busted tooth fixed, so here's hoping the petrol gods are on my side.

If I run out of petrol, I'm not anticipating a much sympathy... who's going to stop to help a real estate agent pushing a Mercedes-Benz?